Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Making Your Own Charcoal Briquettes For Fun And Profit

Looking for a business idea?

By following these steps, you can make charcoal briquettes in your own home with little effort...

(Trust me. It works! I accomplished this last night.)

  1. Stay out late at a friend's.
  2. Come home, grab yourself a drink, turn on some cartoons and relax on the sofa.
  3. Around 1 am, decide you're a bit hungry.
  4. Preheat the oven to 400°
  5. Put in some frozen chicken nuggets (the brand doesn't matter, but I prefer Tyson).
  6. Set the timer for 10 minutes.
  7. Grab another drink, and kick back on the couch again.
  8. Fall asleep.

That's it.

I woke up at around 6:30, impressed with the smell permeating through my place, and a slight haze in the air.

But at least now I'm ready for a BBQ.
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3 comments:

  1. FantastagirlDecember 4, 2007 at 11:27 PM

    You know when I do that - those stinking smoke alarms go off....

    and yes, my tree is up.

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  2. NicoleDecember 5, 2007 at 10:30 AM

    Poor little Murph Meister....

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  3. AllieDecember 7, 2007 at 8:13 AM

    i feel a bit like someones mother right now - but i have to say this.

    that's not safe -and i need you to be more careful.

    i'm a nag - i'm aware of it.

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