Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.”
The Arkansan replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.”
The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
VERY nicely done.
ReplyDeletewell done sir.
ReplyDeleteand thanks hotpants.
/James Brown
ReplyDeleteWhat? Oh sorry i was busy tending the fire... did you say something?
ReplyDeletenice....
ReplyDeleteThanks for my award -you are such a sweetie!
Now that's funny! How do I meet this Texas Cowboy?
ReplyDeleteCP & Al- of course
ReplyDeleteIan- Not at all... Just the wimmen talking
FG- You deserve it sweetie
Pand- You have. In fact, you read his blog.
The Numbers have led me here, and I thank them. Been reading your older posts too -- where did they FIND you? You funny! P.S. allie tagged me. I nearly swooned.
ReplyDeletems. t. he used to belong to me.
ReplyDeletesadly, i released him back into the wild.
babe, loving you.
ReplyDeletelove your dog
love the coffee.
please gimme a update, momma needs a new read.
xox.