Overheard in Whole Foods today...
"The only reason people think you're funny is because of the camel thing."
Later I ended up being in line behind them at checkout, and this was the last thing I heard said before they left... (emphasis mine)
"My cousin and I went swimming- yeah, my identical cousin- and she cut her foot on one of those pulltabs from old beer cans."
"Pulltabs? Those haven't been around since the 70s, right?"
"Yeah, I mean, who drinks 30-year-old beer?"
Don't think about it too much or blood will shoot out of your ears.
as priceless as "if it hadn't been for my horese...I wouldn't have spent that year in college"...Huh?
ReplyDeleteLewis Black FTW!
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, that's EXACTLY what I thought of when I heard it.
that made my eye twitch.
ReplyDeleteI have heard worse. Remember I live in Muskogee, OK... but it is physically impossible for me to repeat what was said, because I will die of a massive aneurysm and anyone who reads the words will suffer horrible untold pain and suffering.
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing that people so stupid can still function as human beings.
i heard THIS yesterday:
ReplyDeletehow much storage does the 8gig iPhone have?
seriously?
ReplyDeleteand what did you reply?
"UHHHHH EIGHT GIGS!"
ReplyDeletecamel thing??? That certainly has my imagination going!
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