Yesterday I received a letter from the IRS. I know, I should've opened it right away. But because of stuff with Jean's family I get a lot of those.
So this morning I decided to open it up, just to see.
It was my Federal Tax ID.
For my business.
The one I've been promising to start for the last year.
Yeah, I stared at the letter in disbelief for a sec, while my brain tried to flip it over in my mind. Finally it sank in.
According to the Federal Government, I am a business owner.
yay me.
Dear Business Owner -
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blah, blah, blah.
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Just wait, the requests will be pouring in.
Rock on with your bad self.
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