Getting in shape
In my plan to get even more kickass than I already am, I just now joined a gym. Finally. I decided to go with 24H Fitness. First of all, it's closer to me AND cheaper than the Y. I spoke with Gold's Gym, and they flat out refused to give me a price over the phone. I know that means they want to give me the hard sell. When they gave me a "courtesy call" back about a week ago, I kindly refused. Ok, I'm lying. I laughed, and gave an anatomically impossible suggestion on what to do with a barbell.
Anyway, I found some workout videos so you can play the home game.
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These are best with the sound on.
It's almost hypnotic...
I tell you now, don't watch this. After scrubbing my eyes with bleach, it still haunts my dreams.
I challenge you to not crack directly the fuck up. It's like a train wreck. I had to watch it twice.
5 comments:
double you
tee
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HOLY GOD SNOT i am crying that was so funny!
hi, my name is allie.
( crowd answers, 'hi allie')
i can't stop watching the crazy dog woman, or the dogs, and i can't figure out why they have the one dog in the back with the boner.
i want to stop.
i really do.
but i can't.
and i feel dirty inside.
i couldn't even GET to the part with the dogs in that one. her creepy arms and legs... ummmm.. creeped me out.
i wanna know what the hell that foookin WHACKJOB was trying to tone, stretch, work out in the bottom one.
Al- I know what you mean. I have to take a shower after watching that, and the BLOOD WON'T COME OFF MY HANDS
CP- If you ever get a chance to watch the full video (and trust me, you don't) she even mentions that the exercises are for "toning your face" and admits it "looks a bit silly." I nominate that as the understatement of the millenia.
Unbelievably funny! Please find more interesting vids to watch..thanks
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