Best Thing Heard Out Of Context Today
Overheard in Whole Foods today...
"The only reason people think you're funny is because of the camel thing."
Later I ended up being in line behind them at checkout, and this was the last thing I heard said before they left... (emphasis mine)
"My cousin and I went swimming- yeah, my identical cousin- and she cut her foot on one of those pulltabs from old beer cans."
"Pulltabs? Those haven't been around since the 70s, right?"
"Yeah, I mean, who drinks 30-year-old beer?"
Don't think about it too much or blood will shoot out of your ears.
8 comments:
as priceless as "if it hadn't been for my horese...I wouldn't have spent that year in college"...Huh?
Lewis Black FTW!
And yeah, that's EXACTLY what I thought of when I heard it.
that made my eye twitch.
I have heard worse. Remember I live in Muskogee, OK... but it is physically impossible for me to repeat what was said, because I will die of a massive aneurysm and anyone who reads the words will suffer horrible untold pain and suffering.
It's amazing that people so stupid can still function as human beings.
i heard THIS yesterday:
how much storage does the 8gig iPhone have?
seriously?
and what did you reply?
"UHHHHH EIGHT GIGS!"
camel thing??? That certainly has my imagination going!
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