Avast, Mates... YARRRRRR!

Oi, ye wretched scrofulous whoreson bilge rats. Be ye ready for Talk Like A Pirate Day?

'Tis today, Savvy?

So grab ye a hogshead and a proud lass, hoisten the mizenmast, and anchors away!

If ye be not, be braced for the keelhauling by me old salts.


P.S. YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR