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Friday, January 11, 2008

Big Talk

In my email today (Thanks Mitch!)

Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.”

The Arkansan replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.”

The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

10 comments:

christelpistol said...

VERY nicely done.

Allie said...

well done sir.

and thanks hotpants.

christelpistol said...

/James Brown

Ian Townsend said...

What? Oh sorry i was busy tending the fire... did you say something?

Fantastagirl said...

nice....

Thanks for my award -you are such a sweetie!

Anonymous said...

Now that's funny! How do I meet this Texas Cowboy?

Tenacious B said...

CP & Al- of course

Ian- Not at all... Just the wimmen talking

FG- You deserve it sweetie

Pand- You have. In fact, you read his blog.

Terri said...

The Numbers have led me here, and I thank them. Been reading your older posts too -- where did they FIND you? You funny! P.S. allie tagged me. I nearly swooned.

christelpistol said...

ms. t. he used to belong to me.


sadly, i released him back into the wild.

Allie said...

babe, loving you.
love your dog
love the coffee.

please gimme a update, momma needs a new read.

xox.