NO DISASSEMBLE #5!

As a child of the 80s (cringe), I remember quoting Short Circuit, the appalling Short Circuit 2, and the best out of the bunch, Short Circuit 3.14159265358979323846.

And now, for a limited time, you can OWN JOHNNY #5!

That's right, the last original surviving robot is for sale on eBay.
For a low, low price of $100,000.

Clicky

Talk to you soon, off to buy a lottery ticket.